Sex & Names

By Chris

So Cindy and I decided early on that we will discover the sex of our lil' peanut as soon as we can and once we know we will share that with all of you, our friends and family! So get to the poll and make your early prediction known as the winners get $10 million dollars each (obviously I'm kidding so please don't hire a lawyer when we deny you your prize)!

With Cindy and I in full agreement on revealing the sex of the baby to all, we were bound to disagree on another equally important matter... the name of our child. Now I won't lie, Cindy has come up with some perfectly adequate names for a little boy or for a little girl. Traditional yet unique. Playful yet serious. Strong yet flexable. However I really want to embrace the multicultural environment which we will be raising said lil' peanut in... so here are the top ten names I've suggested that Cindy has completely kaiboshed!

10) DeShawn
9) Xhing Xhang
8) Vladislav
7) M'Bwana
6) Proudfoot
5) Muqata
4) Oprah
3) Tito
2) Florandria
1) Jaws

Feel free to join me in starting a petition for any of these names! Ti-to! Ti-to! Ti-to!

Comments

Our Lil' Peanut said…
Sorry for the extra word in the brackets of the 1st paragraph. Can't figure out how to change it. Whoops!
Deb said…
I'll shoot your Chris if you use any of those names

Love Mom
Laz Lumpkin said…
If you name your kid Oprah I may throw up... all over my shoes. And I'll secretly call the kid something cooler or more heroic on the side. Like Che or Fidel. LOL. Ok, maybe not Fidel.

If it's a girl will you put Tita on the table, Chris?
Monkey Feet said…
I thought Cindy also mentioned Hans, Luke and perhaps Boba Fett.

I'd like to contribute as well, I believe Lando Calrissian, Admiral Ackbar and Nien Nunb are fine names.
Anonymous said…
Jaws! Jaws! Jaws!
FC said…
chris, you promised you'd call it "nerd". jerk
Blagnum said…
How 'bout George Washington Carver? Since it's a lil' peanut and all.
Chris said…
Cindy said you had listed a few names. Exactly what planet will you be living on?????

None of the above names will work for me.

Love Aunt Chris
Terry M said…
Yay, I'm on your blog! Time to catch up with my 2 cents... soon to be less as gas prices rise... :)

Those are VERY McCawley names... have to give points for creativity but I'm with Mom on this one... except maybe Jaws. No kid with a name like Jaws is getting pushed around on the schoolyard, y'know?

My addition? TERRY JR! TERRY JR! TERRY JR!
Obvious, BUT like a slinky, fun for a girl and a boy...
Unknown said…
Jereth is a good name, and I have to agree with laura with the Oprah thing pre the knowledge of its sexual determination...